1. Enter UCLA or UC, Berkley and take all Japanese classes available and study extremely hard till you get a Master degree in Japanese major.
2. Be a Navy and go to Japan then stay there about 5 years reading Japanese books and magazines as many as you can, fucking alot of Japanese chicks then come back to US.
3. Now you are ready to enjoy my web site, I guess. If you are a Mac user, get Japanese Kanji Kit (about $100) from somewhere or you can buy Mac OS8J (about $200) to read text. If you are a damn windows95 user, go to the yahoo.com and find shareware called "Kanji Kit". You can get Demo version which you can use for only 60 days for free.
4. Come back here and enjoy my website. (if it's still there.)